Premium Zombie Vacation

I will always cherish the offseason and live in fear of the main season. Feels like a post apocalypse zombie attack. The last few remaining humans, go on vacation.

An entire main Plaza, just for us. 3 weeks earlier there was no room to even stand here.

This vacation is all about trying out these premium luxury campsites we avoided our entire lives but are now drawn too as they are perfect for Freya. They’re also very cheap offseason, even in competition with normal Croatian campgrounds.

And for my next trick….

First stop is in Porec (pronounced Porridge) at the Valamar. The only negative about these places is that when checking in, finding out what facilities are open, then you gotta walk a couple marathons to find a spot.

I thought it was a real dog.

We got a spot in bat country. Lots of bats. Noisy buggers. They go at it all night. I was gonna catch one to take a bite out of it, but last time someone did that I ended up in Cusco for 14 weeks.

Sandy beach just for ourselves.

Even a sandy beach here. Don’t think I’ve ever seen that in Croatia. Tons of play areas for Freya too.

So much focus!
And a Mario Kart play challenge for me. Afraid either I’ll slaughter some poor child or even worse, be slaughtered by a child.
What do you do when on a coastal beach? Go to the pool of course.
This is what rainy offseason forecast looks like. Did not have to edit thousands of people out of picture.

Great place. Spent a bunch of days there and can highly recommend for families, especially offseason, was cheap and easy.

Up next, a hop skip and jump to Captain Krk island. This time to the already known. Hopefully another empty adventure!

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