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Do I stay or do I go now?

Coming to the end of our trip and “they” are saying things again.

Posted bythomas ottoSeptember 27, 2025Posted inCroatiaTags:CroatiaLeave a comment on Do I stay or do I go now?

Five Stars of Double the Price

About 20 minutes south of the Premium Zombie vacation is an other Valamar in Funtana, where we were last year but apparently I made no post! Not new for us but we will make it new.

Posted bythomas ottoSeptember 25, 2025Posted inCroatiaTags:CroatiaLeave a comment on Five Stars of Double the Price

Return of Premium Zombie Vacation Part II

Stayed here for a while. Nice place. For Future reference book somewhere near H051 but not on Main Street.

Posted bythomas ottoSeptember 21, 2025September 21, 2025Posted inCroatiaTags:Croatia1 Comment on Return of Premium Zombie Vacation Part II

Return of Premium Zombie Vacation

We decided to try some of the same places again. We are starting again in Lanterna Campsite, last time was completely empty.

Posted bythomas ottoSeptember 18, 2025September 17, 2025Posted inCroatiaTags:CroatiaLeave a comment on Return of Premium Zombie Vacation

On The Road Again Again

Time for another well earned vacation. Germany is cold and rainy and Croatia is warm and sunny so off we go!

Posted bythomas ottoSeptember 17, 2025Posted inCroatiaTags:Croatia1 Comment on On The Road Again Again

Helsingborg the Finale

Last Swedish stop, Helsingborg. This little town was a great little coastal gem.

Posted bythomas ottoJune 22, 2025June 19, 2025Posted inSweden1 Comment on Helsingborg the Finale

Brobacka and the 4H farm.

If Chewbacca is your bro…

Posted bythomas ottoJune 21, 2025June 19, 2025Posted inSweden1 Comment on Brobacka and the 4H farm.

Upperud

Great hidden lake guest harbor. Middle of nowhere nature.

Posted bythomas ottoJune 20, 2025June 18, 2025Posted inSwedenLeave a comment on Upperud

Mariebergsskogen in Karlstad

We don’t have the city itself as goal but more so the Marieberg which is a big park with a lot to do.

Posted bythomas ottoJune 19, 2025June 17, 2025Posted inSwedenLeave a comment on Mariebergsskogen in Karlstad

The Thing and Mining

Small adjustments in plans often lead to greater adventures. Instead of a wild animal safari park (whatever that is in Sweden), we went to a Viking site instead.

Posted bythomas ottoJune 18, 2025June 17, 2025Posted inSwedenLeave a comment on The Thing and Mining

Oops, Uppsala!

After checking off Astrid’s theme park and Nad in Stockholm, we literally have no plan. Stephanie said something about Mouse Houses in Uppsala, which is a funny word in German anyways so why not?

Posted bythomas ottoJune 17, 2025Posted inSwedenLeave a comment on Oops, Uppsala!

Nad and Stockholm

Normally avoiding any major city is a priority. Even Heidelberg was difficult to drive in. I nearly had a meltdown driving through Stuttgart. So why go to Stockholm? Nad is there. I’ve known Nad since first years of college. Nad is backwards for Dan, can’t remember making the nickname but it’s coming up to 25Continue reading “Nad and Stockholm”

Posted bythomas ottoJune 16, 2025Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on Nad and Stockholm

Astrid Lindgrens Värld

She invented Pipi Longstockings. And of course, this has a massive theme park.

Posted bythomas ottoJune 9, 2025June 10, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:SwedenLeave a comment on Astrid Lindgrens Värld

Swedish Day!

Our first stop was a small fishing town called Hällevik where at the little museum they invited us to celebrate Sweden day with them tomorrow. Great!

Posted bythomas ottoJune 9, 2025Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Swedish Day!

To Sweden!

Time for the family vacation up to Sweden.

Posted bythomas ottoJune 8, 2025Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on To Sweden!

Captain Krk

Quite a surprise for not just off season but literally end of season, Krk is full. While the previous place was at max 10%, this place is at least 90% full. Time to get a taste of main season.

Posted bythomas ottoOctober 5, 2024Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Captain Krk

Premium Zombie Vacation

I will always cherish the offseason and live in fear of the main season. Feels like a post apocalypse zombie attack. The last few remaining humans, go on vacation.

Posted bythomas ottoSeptember 29, 2024Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Premium Zombie Vacation

Slovenia, a new hope

Another journey another drive through Slovenia. We always stop here and we are always pleased with the results. The people are always friendly, speak English, food is good and prices are old school Croatian. Not that this all (except the price) doesn’t apply in other countries… but I think it’s time to make a SlovenianContinue reading “Slovenia, a new hope”

Posted bythomas ottoSeptember 28, 2024Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Slovenia, a new hope

On the Road Again

Main season is over, Germany is getting cold and Freya can walk. Time to head south.

Posted bythomas ottoSeptember 24, 2024Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on On the Road Again

Confused, Cold and Conclusion in Croatia

First day back in Croatia, confused with the Autobahn, highways and mountain roads. Poor Freya couldn’t find a stop so we had to push really hard to the coast of Makarska. Nice town, but everything back to closed and it got really cold. This will become a driving force.

Posted bythomas ottoApril 27, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:CroatiaLeave a comment on Confused, Cold and Conclusion in Croatia

Bosnia and Herzegovina

Crossed some more boarders and again a first for all of us is BiH (easier to write). Beautiful landscapes, first town is called Grab (Grave in English) friendly bribe free police controls, and we take a lunch stop in Trebinje.

Posted bythomas ottoApril 23, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:BosniaLeave a comment on Bosnia and Herzegovina

More of Montenegro

Plans will change 10 times a minute the next few days. A desire has always been to travel the Slavic inland’s, but it is still damn cold, campsites are few and far between, and what is open is still a question. Despite all that, we head a tiny tic inland and start at the CroatianContinue reading “More of Montenegro”

Posted bythomas ottoApril 15, 2024April 18, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:Montenegro2 Comments on More of Montenegro

Shitet

Half of Albania was “shitet”, and more than half of that truly was. We saw it a billion times but unfortunately never stopped to point and laugh and take a picture.

Posted bythomas ottoApril 12, 2024April 15, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:Albania1 Comment on Shitet

Albania

Easy boarder crossing is always good. Immediate old men on bicycles in the middle of each lane even better. All the negative things people said about the place aren’t true, and all the positive things are true. Looking hopeful!

Posted bythomas ottoApril 8, 2024April 12, 2024Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Albania

Go go go Montenegro

Our all first time in Montenegro! Boban homeland! Your EU data roaming plan does not work here. Let’s explore!

Posted bythomas ottoApril 7, 2024April 10, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:Montenegro1 Comment on Go go go Montenegro

A Yugoslavian Easter

It is that time of year. A magical bunny drops and hides eggs made of chocolate. Offering a perfect metaphor and explanation of the story of Jesus.

Posted bythomas ottoApril 6, 2024April 7, 2024Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on A Yugoslavian Easter

Tito’s Collection

Welcome to Slovenia. With the exception of the “black Radler” blog post and lovely lunch breaks in Lljuibojiana, we’ve always just driven through. This time we spent the night at a creepy mine start with a Slovenian Technical Museum.

Posted bythomas ottoMarch 31, 2024Posted inUncategorizedTags:Croatia Slovenia technical museum mine start1 Comment on Tito’s Collection

Indoor Playgrounds

New van, new adventures! A giant learning experience for us again, as not just with Freya and how she and we travel, but also what this van has and what it needs.

Posted bythomas ottoMarch 29, 2024March 29, 2024Posted inAustria, GermanyTags:playgroundLeave a comment on Indoor Playgrounds

Say My Name!

New Van needs a new name! I ain’t got a thing, so need your help. Hubi was absolutely perfect for two. Exactly two. For two point one or more, an absolute no go. So we upgraded. I cashed out my 401k into what I consider a better investment. But it needs a name! Being asContinue reading “Say My Name!”

Posted bythomas ottoMarch 25, 2024Posted inGermanyTags:Hubi4 Comments on Say My Name!

Turn Around!

Croatia was perfect. What more else to say? Danijel was the best host, his house great, location magnificent. I didn’t even take any pictures, was too happy as it was.

Posted bythomas ottoOctober 5, 2023Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Turn Around!

Further Firsts

Sticking with Landstraßen all the way to Croatia was very nice, except for 2 passes to Italy being closed, and the Navi only telling us about one of them. We got to see quite a lot.

Posted bythomas ottoSeptember 29, 2023Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on Further Firsts

First Times

My mother told me the other day there were pictures of when I was 1 month old and with the family on a road trip to Yellowstone or maybe Yosemite, gotta ask about those pictures. Also to ask more about the doctor they took me too that I quote my mother “should not have beenContinue reading “First Times”

Posted bythomas ottoSeptember 25, 2023Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on First Times

It’s been a long time…

Been a very long time since we’ve gone out on the road and of course, there’s 3 of us now.

Posted bythomas ottoSeptember 24, 2023Posted inUncategorized3 Comments on It’s been a long time…

More Elba

So we didn’t take many pictures, ‘‘twas more of a relaxing holiday at the beach. Lots of swimming, fun on the canoe, and we’re on a boat.

Posted bythomas ottoSeptember 18, 2022February 1, 2023Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on More Elba

Elba

We take a week off to chill and relax on the island of Elba.

Posted bythomas ottoSeptember 11, 2022February 1, 2023Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on Elba

The End of Wilderness

We left our last Wilderness Way post at the Plateau of the circuit. A beautiful scenic place and not so bad a spot for lunch. The very next stop had 3 things for us, of which we only knew one.

Posted bythomas ottoAugust 2, 2022February 1, 2023Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on The End of Wilderness

The Volvo El Camino

Posted bythomas ottoAugust 1, 2022February 1, 2023Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on The Volvo El Camino

The Wilderness Vägen

There’s a lot of Vag in Sweden, but it’s all been travelled. Our next goal is to cross into Lappland, the northern most territory in Sweden, via the Vildmårksvägen!

Posted bythomas ottoJuly 30, 2022February 1, 2023Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on The Wilderness Vägen

Ziggen, Zaggen, Swedden

Posted bythomas ottoJuly 25, 2022February 1, 2023Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Ziggen, Zaggen, Swedden

Slut Canoe Fart in Sweden

The Swedish word for finish is Slut. Would be really funny if they took it to the next level and meant finish not as end but as their neighbors to the east.

Posted bythomas ottoJuly 20, 2022February 1, 2023Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on Slut Canoe Fart in Sweden

Swingin’ in Sweden

First and foremost, apologies to the readers, Norway and Oslo for the false negative vibes of the last post, we had a great time, beautiful countryside and city and most importantly looking forward to next years Norway trip replacing the lakes of Sweden with the F-Jords of Norway. Oslo, you put the R in Norway!Continue reading “Swingin’ in Sweden”

Posted bythomas ottoJuly 20, 2022February 1, 2023Posted inUncategorized3 Comments on Swingin’ in Sweden

No Way

What’s the first thing to do in Sweden? Make an IKEA joke, eat a Kanelbullar and then go to Norway!

Posted bythomas ottoJuly 17, 2022February 1, 2023Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on No Way

Need In Sweden

As any good Irishman should do, go to Sweden to rape, pillage, burn and plunder. A checklist guaranteed in Sweden. The journey began from big bettlingen, with literally Stau or construction till Flensburg.

Posted bythomas ottoJuly 15, 2022February 1, 2023Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on Need In Sweden

Let’s go to the Sauna

4 day weekend so good time to get some hiking, make progress with the HW1 Albstieg and test out some upgrades to Hubi.

Posted bythomas ottoJune 20, 2022February 1, 2023Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on Let’s go to the Sauna

The island of Rab

Finished our Croatian tour with a nice long relaxed stay on the island of Rab with a few lessons learned and some already known. Don’t go to huge campgrounds nor family friendly, look for small and dog friendly.

Posted bythomas ottoJune 3, 2022February 1, 2023Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on The island of Rab

Slap Waterfallsvic

The lakes of Plitvicka are recommended by all from all, so we left the coast to go inland. Some fun windy and windy (free beer if you know the difference!) roads through mountains and we made it to very green and wet Lake Plitvicka area. We made it here early afternoon, so we decided toContinue reading “Slap Waterfallsvic”

Posted bythomas ottoMay 31, 2022February 1, 2023Posted inUncategorized3 Comments on Slap Waterfallsvic

I’m used to everything itching

Leaving Trogir and Split without seeing Trogir nor Split and we make our way down South (as the blog is named). We pass by Makarska and it’s steep mountains on our way to Drvenik, where another short little ferry to the island of Hvar.

Posted bythomas ottoMay 28, 2022February 1, 2023Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on I’m used to everything itching

Lovely Day!

Our Bill Withers Lovely Day actually started off with a bang. Neighbor had a combo of chainsaw, blower, lawnmower and woodchipper all in one device at 7am. That thing was loud. It became hilarious when he stepped it up in high gear. The first stop of the day was National Park Krka. We love ourContinue reading “Lovely Day!”

Posted bythomas ottoMay 27, 2022February 1, 2023Posted inUncategorized5 Comments on Lovely Day!

I put the wrong man in the grave…

After a lovely breakfast of bacon, beans and eggs at house Pandza, we start making our way south on the mainland with Senj as our goal.

Posted bythomas ottoMay 26, 2022February 1, 2023Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on I put the wrong man in the grave…

Istria and House of Pandza

I probably spelled his name wrong… shout out to Danijel and many thanks! The second day of our tour had us already in Ljubljana and on our way to Croatia. After crossing the border I wanted to hug the Istrian coast from Umag all the way to Pula, but by Porec I gave up andContinue reading “Istria and House of Pandza”

Posted bythomas ottoMay 25, 2022February 1, 2023Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on Istria and House of Pandza

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