No Way

What’s the first thing to do in Sweden? Make an IKEA joke, eat a Kanelbullar and then go to Norway!

Mustache Photos as requested

No we didn’t take a picture of an IKEA, yes we have seen them. No don’t ask. But the Kanelbullar…

Better than Pokémon. Try them all!

Yes after our first night in Sweden we found a lovely tiny bakery where when I saw all the bullar they had, I said one of each and the nice lady understood. Too bad neither of us understood how to flush the toilet. Oh well, don’t let foreigners in your bakery.

Cute little bakery in the middle of nowhere. Had an Ingang and Utfart!
A Fjord on the way!

After our lovely breakfast, we made our way to Norway. Oslo to be specific. Not that far really. First, a few lessons learned. This won’t be our first night sleeping at a ferry terminal, but probably our last. It’s quiet, insanely close to the city, but always some asshole parks like a dousche.

First and last stop, Oslo Humor Fest.
The Oslo Opera House. Who watches opera?
Some famous ugly church. A Viking one would be better.
Although there was an Irish pub right across the way. Can’t go wrong with that. I’m 2/2 for Oslo and a pint of Guinness.
We love taking train tours, and this is the first one that sucked. But it won’t stop us from taking more, they’re usually really good!
The only thing we saw from the train
Congratulations Oslo, your national theater is fugly
However your Rathaus is no where near as ugly as stuttgart. Good job!
Their university is one building.
The royal palace! Looks a lot like the royal Lego block, but this is sweden!
Lots of pub stops. Soooooo many Irish pubs in Oslo, that’s a good thing. This one has some Iron Maiden pinball.
Being humored back at the humor fest.
And then I got angry at the spot at the ferry terminal, so we went 5 minutes away from the center and found a great spot for the night in apparently a Spanish hell. I thought it was nice!

So as promised, a lot of pictures. And as requested, some mustache pix, probably more to come! We’re going back to Sweden, with adventure right around the corner. Stay tuned!

Aqua Man got chromed out! Either that or Metal Mario.

One thought on “No Way

  1. Over all a lot of negative vibes in this post…
    Hope your holidays have some positiv aspects as well!!😉
    Some Klugscheißer Remarks:
    Lego is from Denmark
    La Hell would be el infierno in Spanish

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